Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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