It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
then he tried to convert me to islam
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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