i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you made out with another girl for some wings
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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