Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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