There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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