margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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