I hate your face
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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