if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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