i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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