I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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