how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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