IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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