Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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