what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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