I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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