love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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