Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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