I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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