I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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