It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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