he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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