its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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