She is in my trunk
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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