Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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