she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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