And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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