i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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