he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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