when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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