You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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