I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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