i jhust puked up my retainher.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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