he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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