The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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