im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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