am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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