she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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