If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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