Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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