i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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