Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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