should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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