I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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