He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Randomize
