He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Someone shit on the floor
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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