whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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