So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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