Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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