HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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