On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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