Whod you bang
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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