just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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