Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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