White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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