erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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